Dodge jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
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What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.