Three-Legged Doggo

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it starts off like it's gonna be about a goofy dog, but then BAM! it hits you with a used car sales pitch. It's unexpected, see? Like when you thought you aced that test but got a D-. You're probably used to that, though, aren't ya?

Comments (1)

BUTTS

5 years ago

What de hail