What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Son:mom can i borrow 50$?
Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?
SOn:mom what is money made of
Mom:paper
Son:where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there
what do you call an chineze rich man. Cha Ching
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
