Q: what do you cool a Chinese billionaire
A: Cha-Ching
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
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bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
I used to be a banker...
but then I lost interest.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
