I will pay someone to kill me.
Assassination Service Offer
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Explanation
Experiment
The joke plays on the dark humor that comes from expressing suicidal ideation in a seemingly transactional way, as if hiring an assassin. It's unexpected because you wouldn't expect someone to propose their death so casually. The humor comes from the juxtaposition of something serious and dangerous with a normal, everyday situation like paying someone for a service.
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depressed_jen
how much? ill do it
lily
bruh you need help... thats not okay ._.
depressed_jen
hehehe ahahahahaha!
B
How bout all my cash....i mean i wont need it anymore lol
Idiot Trump Supporter
I’ll do it for free
bitch1
hey no please chose me so then I can get caught on purpose and not have to see my retarded f#@*ing parents
Gwen
I want to help you in any way I can, any way BUT killing you...
Callofbooty
Pay in big dildos
somonewithfamily
sighn me up