Balance Check

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is, this person was at the bank and an old lady asked for help checking her balance. Instead of helping her with her account balance, the person pushed her over, you know, to check her *physical* balance. See, it's funny because it's unexpected and kind of mean. You probably think that's how bank accounts work.

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