Insulation jokes
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Community talk
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