Insulation jokes

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.