Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
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I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
