Mom Jokes

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.

the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

Christopher’s Mom said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out Christopher was adopted.

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts

SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”

Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?

Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"

Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore