im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
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mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
why did the orphan cross the road (not to see his mom or dad)
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
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grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
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you mom
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
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Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
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whats fat and wanks over his mom ? guy sheppard
