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Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?
Divorced
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
ur mom.
oops my bad 😬
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
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Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
You know they lying when they say, my moms, picking me up.
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Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long."
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
