Mom Jokes

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what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no

mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".

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I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate

I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky

ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"

Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken

boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.

hi mom how are you doing

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

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People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler