Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Your mother.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
