Mom jokes
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Memes
Ur mom gay.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
You know whatâs traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! đ đ đ
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
BlessedBrianâs momâs birth certificate is a COLLECTORâS ITEM.