Mom jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Ur mom gay.

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.