Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
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Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom but then he realizes it's air.
So i told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldnt stop crying.
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to your moms house Knock Knock you: whos there? Your new father!
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
We have Build-A-Bear meanwhile Orphans have Build-A-Mom or if they’d rather Build-A-Dad
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
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My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(
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But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
YOU WANT TO HERE A JOKE Your MoM
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
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