Mom jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Your mom gay.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!