Mom jokes
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
WTF is this?
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.