Mom jokes
Your mom and your dad.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."