what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
bc who are they gonna tell,there mom?
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
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i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
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So my mom looked in the mirror today and we need a new one
I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Mom shut up me I don't shut up I grow up when I look at you I throw up
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on Karien.
Karien: Will I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Will just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day...24 hours mom!
These are bee puns.🐝
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