Mom jokes
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Your mom #69.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Your mom and your dad.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-