Mom jokes
Your mom #69.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Memes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Your mom and your dad.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"