Mom Jokes

guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.

me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.

My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡

Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy

(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well according to my mom, I am.

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”

my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

Your mom said can you get to the dick game

there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth

My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”