Mom jokes
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your mom is a mom!
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.