Mom jokes

Your mom!

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Your mom.

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your mom is a joke.

My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.