Mom jokes
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Memes
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom!
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.