Mom jokes
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom!
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.