Mom jokes

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

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FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.