Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
yor mom
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
