Mom jokes
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mom is a joke.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Your mom.