Mobile jokes
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
forgot me smh
Too good to be true.
Community talk
so like my houlder moved to btoh my shoulders and throughout bt=oth shoulders and inbetween the shoulders in my back so bad i cant fucking sleep and i cant turn my head to either side or look down or to far up i cant move my arms and everything just hurts.
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
I have my phone edition now