Daniel jokes
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
I'm not saying Danielle Smith shouldn't party with oil barons.
I'm just saying that she should carefully watch her drink if she does.
Danielle Smith would make a great emo.
She LOVES making cuts.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!