Paranoia memes
Anatidaephobia
Shitpost master general
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
It’s so cold make it stop
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Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.