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Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

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this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning

A baby looks shocked, while text above says 'HOLY CRAP' and text below says 'I'VE BEEN CLONED!'

Pankake

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."