Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Orphan's Phone Problem
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is playing on the word "home screen" which is a feature on a phone, but also a place where you live - a home. Orphans don't have homes, so they don't have "home screens" on their phones either. You probably don't even have a phone, do you?