Mobile jokes
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.