Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Whats an emos least favorite game? Cut the rope
A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
