Mistake Jokes

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?

Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

... I guess her rubber broke too

Why was the twin towers angry

They ordered pepperoni but they only got plane

Spell IOUT no space

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.

You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!

you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

answer: living

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle

i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh

The brain named itself, and when the brain realised that it named itseld, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.