Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
quit making Plane jokes there just PLANE wrong
today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
Oops, I made a mistake.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
