Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
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A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
