Mistake jokes
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
My Butterfingers slipped.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.