Mirror jokes

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.