a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
When you look in the mirror the mirror cracks
So my mom looked in the mirror today and we need a new one
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination)
Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
Take a step back... just like your hairline did