You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
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I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
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are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
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So my mom looked in the mirror today and we need a new one
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i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Take a step back... just like your hairline did
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Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
