Mirror jokes
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Look in a mirror.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.