Mirror jokes
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
Good being
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.