Mirror jokes

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!

Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)