Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
