Mirror

Mirror jokes

Down Syndrome

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

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  • Suicide

    This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

    Blonde

    How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

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  • Memes

    Down Syndrome

    I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

    Existence

    Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

    A: Look in a mirror.

    Guy

    Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

    Bad Luck

    Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.

    Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.

    Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

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  • Friend

    I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

    Condom

    The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

    The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

    The condom just sitting there laughing.

    Truth

    You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

    Go look in the mirror.

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  • Orphan

    What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

    Matter

    Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

    School

    At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

    Bro

    You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

    Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!