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How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
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today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
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