Mirror jokes
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."