Mirror jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.