Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
