Mirror Jokes

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.

The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror

She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Look in a mirror.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

If this is offending to anyone im sorry! Hey wanna see somethin funny?!?!?! go look in ur mirror

Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm