Mirror jokes

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.