Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Look in a mirror.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
