Mirror jokes

Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.

The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.

The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Look in a mirror.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.