My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I'm supposed to put a joke here. But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself? Im sure you'll laugh.
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants
