Mirror jokes
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
But it's true (i made this meme)
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm