Mirror jokes
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.