Mirror jokes

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!

Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.