Mirror jokes
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Memes
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.