Mirror jokes
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"