Mirror jokes
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol