Mirror jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.