I took a plain to go see my hairline.
you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
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I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
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Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
