You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
This one kid i knew had down syndrome and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
A blond a bernet and a red head walked into a bar the bartender told them their was a magic merror in the bathroom.He said that if you spoke the truth infront of the merror you would have your greatest desires but if you told a lie you would disappear .The red head sais that she was the pretiest girl in the bar and she walked out the bathroom and she got athusand dollars.The berrnet walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar she walked out the ber with a new car.The bland went she said I think poof she was gone
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
your mamas so ugly that when she looks in the mirror u can see micah
My sister: you were born ugly Me: I'm not a mirror sis
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
