I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
