Mirror jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.