Mirror Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke

Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly Bully 2: Look in a mirror. Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see

Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.

Your so ugly your mirror shattered

Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!

My girlfriend is so fat she looked into the mirror and said woah there 2 of me

Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!