I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 1,3,5,M,9 M-9
Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
what do u call hitler
gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
10-Putt!
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
