Infantry jokes
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.