Infantry jokes
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."