Toddler Military Branch

This is a wordplay that makes use of the fact that "infantry" sounds like "infant tree". It sets up the question with a common organization and answers with a branch of the military that sounds like the answer.

• Infantry
• Branch
• Child
• Military
• Group
• Army

• What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
• What do you call a special needs army? The special forces.
• What do you call a baby on the battlefield? Free shield!
• What time do babies get dirty? Playtime.