what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 1,3,5,M,9 M-9
