Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
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Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
10-Putt!
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I joined the military for the group showers
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
