Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
I joined the military for the group showers
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader? Winston Churchill.
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
bro ww2 was jus a joke
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
