School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader? Winston Churchill.
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
