Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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I called a suicide hotline in Iraq...They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
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Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
bro ww2 was jus a joke
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
