How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq...They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 1,3,5,M,9 M-9
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
