Midget jokes
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Midget
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
pussi
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.