What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
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What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
What do you call a midget stripper
A pocket pussy
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
if a midget says your hair smell nice is that sexual assault?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
