Midget jokes
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Midget
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
pussi
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.