A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
pussi
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
black midget porn is in 911
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43,43,43. A kid walks up to the man and says “why are you saying 43,43,43”. The man stops and looks at him then he starts jumping again and says 43,43,43. The kid asked him again and so on. Then the man stops opens the pothole throws the kid in, closed the starts jumping in says 44,44,44!!!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
