Midget jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Midget
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Does a midget count as an orphan?
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
pussi
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.