Midget jokes
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school? So they can reach the top of the desk.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?