What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Midget
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Does a midget count as an orphan?
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
pussi
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
