Midget

Midget jokes

Blowjob

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Time

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

Bar

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.

The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"

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  • Giggle

    Why do midgets giggle when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Prison

    What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

    A small medium at large!

    Pothole

    Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

    The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

    The kid asked him again and so on.

    Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

    Shower

    What do you say to a black midget?

    Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

    Size

    Why couldn’t the midget talk?

    Because someone stepped on him.

    Book

    Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

    So they can reach the top of the desk.