Midget Jokes

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

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Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43,43,43. A kid walks up to the man and says “why are you saying 43,43,43”. The man stops and looks at him then he starts jumping again and says 43,43,43. The kid asked him again and so on. Then the man stops opens the pothole throws the kid in, closed the starts jumping in says 44,44,44!!!

What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle

Why couldn’t the midget talk?

Because someone stepped on him

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression

A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”