I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
you're so short, you have to yell to talk to people
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them
What do u call a short student A Ravin
What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle
tyson
What do you call a fat midget
- A pig
dababy midget porn
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Q: What do you call a funny midget A:Kevin
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Justin
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣
Why are midgets short Caused they are
