Midget jokes
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Justin.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Everyone is autistic midgets.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.