What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
"Dababy midget porn."
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
