Midget jokes
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school? So they can reach the top of the desk.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
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I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
"Dababy midget porn."
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Did you hear about the midget astronaut?
He landed on Pluto.