Midget jokes
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Tyson?
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Justin.