Midget jokes

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

What do you call a short student?

A Ravin.

Tyson?

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

Q: What do you call a funny midget?

A: Kevin

Justin.