Midget jokes
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Tyson?
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣