The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
if a midget says your hair smell nice is that sexual assault?
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
