Midget jokes
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
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What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.