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Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending


What do you call a fat midget

  • A pig

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray

what do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

Why couldn’t the midget talk?

Because someone stepped on him

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

What do u call a short student A Ravin


What do you call a fat cunt under 3 ft

Ollie Abbott