Microsoft jokes

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."