It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Where do you go when steveb hawkins dies?... Microsoft
WHAT DID SIRI SAY WHEN STEPHEN HAWKING SPOKE TO HIM...SORRY I DONT LIKE MICROSOFT
I heard Microsoft got charged, why They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
