Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.