Michael Jackson jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Hehe.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.