Michael Jackson jokes
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.