He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Hehe.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
