Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Jokes

Baby

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?

He was airing his blanket.

Game

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

Kmart

Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.

Scale

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

Boy

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

Memory

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Honor

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Kid

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

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  • McDonald's

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Burger King

    Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

    Zebra

    Q: What's black, white and red all over?

    A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

    Glove

    Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

    So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

    Baker

    Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

    Baby

    POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

    Playstation

    What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.