Mental Health jokes

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

Hi... I'm depressed.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.

My depression is depressed.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.